Dating for golfers

At the course, make sure you're both there an hour before your tee time.Try to arrive first so your clubs will already be at the practice range before you meet up with her. Stare into her lips and then slowly raise your eyes to meet hers and hold it for three seconds.When you drive your ball on this day, your goal isn't to crush the ball as far as it will go.It's imperative that you stay in the fairway or close to it at all times.

Her lessons are only for her to hear so as not to embarrass her in front of whatever twosome you're paired with.

Verbal or written foreplay is key here, and remember, it will be the two of you for a good four or five hours, talking and flirting and teasing.

Now, here's an important part of the set up: She wants a gentleman and a bad boy.

There are certain elements about the girl that you must know beforehand and you must also be willing to completely remove the concentration aspect of trying to play the most incredible game of your life right out of the entire day.

If you can't do this or if you feel it would be a complete waste of a green fee and day off, then don't take a girl to the course to fool around, oops, I mean play a round.